Shadow Unit

Case Files

Teasers & Deleted Scenes

Once a traveling magician came to town. He decided to do the "colored sands" effect. Now, this trick involves secreting colored sand about your person, and, it turns out, one of the best ways to do this involves filling condoms with the colored sand. He therefore went out to a pharmacy and purchased a gross of condoms.

He spent the evening in his hotel room filling condoms with colored sand. He discovered that the gross was, in fact, three short. While he didn't need all 144 for the trick, it was still a little annoying.

His show went well. After it was over, he returned to the pharmacy and said, "That gross of condoms you sold me yesterday was three short."

"Sorry," said pharmacist, handing him three more. "I hope I didn't ruin your evening."